This is my my seventeenth post for Linda’s One Liner Wednesday Challenge. This week’s challenge is You Know You’re A Nerd When or just random funny and inspirational one liners. Here’s a link to Linda’s blog

Some You Know You’re A Nerd When pictures &  quotes


“You know you’re a hopeless record nerd when your time travel fantasies always come around to how cool it would be to go back to 1973 and buy all the great funk and jazz and salsa records that came out that year on tiny obscure labels and are now really rare and expensive.”

~ Adam Mansbach

“I try to explain to people that you get the roles that are right when they’re right. If you have a nerd character but you’re kind of a cool guy, you’re probably not going to get the nerd part. The nerd is going to get the nerd part. You know, someone like me.”

~ Ed Helms

“You can’t play a hobbit if you’re not prepared to be a part of nerd culture.”

~ Sean Astin

“You know you are a nerd when you needlessly try to round off every whole number around you.”

~ Dhanush

”I’m a total protein shake junkie nerd. I get creative every morning – you never know what you’re gonna get in my shake… fruit? Peanut butter? Ice-cream?”

~ Christina Perri

“If you’re a nerd, just be a nerd. That’s way better than a nerd who’s trying to be a hipster. And if you are going to tell jokes, don’t direct them at other people. Not only is it not funny, but it’s also mean.”

~ Cecily Strong

“You know you’re a nerd when every time someone says Kardashian, you think they’re saying Cardassian.”

~ Anonymous

“You know you are a nerd when Oxford comma jokes become insanely funny to you and are your main source of joy and affliction.”

~ Anonymous