This is my my third post for Linda’s One Liner Wednesday Challenge. This week’s challenge is WTF Melani or just random funny and inspirational one liners. Here’s a link to Linda’s blog.

One-Liner Wednesday – WTF Melani

Some One Liner Quotes

1.) “Words can sometimes, in moments of grace, attain the quality of deeds.”

~ Elie Wiesel

2.) “The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference.”

~ Elie Wiesel

3.) “Support bacteria, it’s the only culture some people have.”

~ Unknown

4.) “Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.”

~ Benjamin Franklin

5.) “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”

~ Benjamin Franklin

6.) “As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.”

~ Buddy Hackett

7.) “A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”

~Eleanor Roosevelt

8.) “Understanding is a two-way street.“

~ Eleanor Roosevelt

9.) “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

~ A.A. Milne

10.) “Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.”

~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld

11.) “To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.”

~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld

12.) “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”

~ Abraham Lincoln

One Liners from Movies

1.) “Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.”

~ Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)

2.) “There’s only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.”

~ Michael Caine in Goldmember (2002)

3.) “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.”

~ Kathleen Turner in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

4.) “She doesn’t even go here!”

~ Daniel Franzese in Mean Girls (2004)

5.) “Did Doogie Houser just steal my … car?”

~ John Cho in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

6.) “It’s just a flesh wound.”

~ John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

7.) “That is my least vulnerable spot.”

~ Claude Rains in Casablanca (1942)

8.) “I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”

~ Emily Blunt in The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

9.) “I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late ’90s.”

~ Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool (2016)

10.) “We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for…. One million dollars.”

Mike Myers in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery(1997)

11.) “That rug really tied the room together, did it not?”

~ John Goodman in The Big Lebowski (1998)

12.) “No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!”

~ Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber (1994)